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June 24, 2003

Winging it

As much as I love aviation, the only thing keeping the Discovery Wings channel (how many Discovery channels can one person possibly need?) on my TiVo lineup is BBC’s Airport, a documentary series that goes behind the scenes at London’s Heathrow. Interesting stuff.

Huh. Which makes me think… retro airport lounge as design theme. (I’m always trying to think of design themes. Not that I ever have the means to implement them.) No little packets of peanuts, or incessant CNN Airport Network, though. I’m seeing a row of clocks for multiple time zones. Vintage travel posters. Sleek, curvy furniture. Very 1960s Pan Am. I’d hang up some multilingual informational signs, and a huge number on the inside of the front door, as if it were a departure gate. And the bar (a pre-flight drink, sir?) can be shaped like an airline counter. Goodness, how wacky. (If one of you says, “more like tacky,” I swear to god…) Now how do I apply to be a Trading Spaces designer?

These are the thoughts that come to a mind stuck at the office when it’s a gorgeous day outside. Grr.

Sicks in the city

Saturday night Thom and I went to see the Kinsey Sicks at the Birchmere. The show was freakin’ hilarious. The whole time I was laughing hysterically at their twisted, sexual lyrics, and thinking, “Oh, no, she did’n!” Girl, she did. The 1960s classic “I Will Follow Him” became “I Will Swallow Him.” Peggy Lee’s “Fever” was redone as “Beaver.” And so on. Check out their website to get the whole spiel on these supremely talented, pee-in-your-pants-funny guys… er, girls, and do see them in person, if you get the chance. Word is they’re coming back to the Birchmere this October.

Thom’s review includes a bit on the audience participation. I’d add that at one point they had us all singing and flapping our arms like chickens. Such is their power. As for the Choices game, I seriously had to wrestle with some of the options presented, like, who’d you rather do, Ben Affleck or Matt Damon? (Mmm, wrestle.)